unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

Okay, here’s the deal

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

My school formal/prom is happening tomorrow night, and I had the idea of shaving my head before it.
So if this gets five hundred notes before 10am tomorrow (NZST) I will shave my head.
This is a big change for me, and specially before formal- so I’d love your support.
If this gets the notes, I’ll start up a donation page for cancer so y’all can donate if you want.

I’d love to lie and say that I’m doing it, but I can’t. When I told my dad, he was so against the idea that he actually forbade me from doing it. So I’m very sorry to go back on my word, but I swear to myself I will do it before the end of the year.

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

Okay, here’s the deal

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

My school formal/prom is happening tomorrow night, and I had the idea of shaving my head before it.
So if this gets five hundred notes before 10am tomorrow (NZST) I will shave my head.
This is a big change for me, and specially before formal- so I’d love your support.
If this gets the notes, I’ll start up a donation page for cancer so y’all can donate if you want.

Okay, here’s the deal

My school formal/prom is happening tomorrow night, and I had the idea of shaving my head before it.
So if this gets five hundred notes before 10am tomorrow (NZST) I will shave my head.
This is a big change for me, and specially before formal- so I’d love your support.
If this gets the notes, I’ll start up a donation page for cancer so y’all can donate if you want.

Add me on snapchat!

Kimslashjane n.n

Morning classes get boring so fast

Morning classes get boring so fast

tagged → #myface
madambitchtits asked: omg you're so cute!

Aw girl thankyou! You’re absolutely one of my faves (✿◠‿◠)

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

viva-la-heichou:

1nto-the-wild:

bethanyaliceh:

thexdivinexinfection:

Just in case…

Stay safe, please. IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, OR THINK YOU MIGHT BE; IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING STRANGE INSIDE OR OUTSIDE YOUR HOME PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT THE POLICE. CHECK YOUR CARS THROUGH THE WINDOWS BEFORE YOU GET IN THEM. DON’T GO ANYWHERE ALONE. LOCK YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS. BEFORE YOU ENTER YOUR HOUSE, CHECK FOR SIGNS OF FORCED ENTRY OR TAMPERING- THIS CAN INCLUDE SCRATCH OR TOOL MARKS BY LOCKS OR ON THE GLASS OR A LOOSE HANDLE, INDICATING THAT THE LOCK HAS BEEN BROKEN. RETREAT TO A SAFE, PUBLIC, CROWDED PLACE SIT BY THE COUNTER- THIS MAKES IT EASIER FOR THE STAFF AND SECURITY CAMERAS TO SEE YOU. CALL THE POLICE AND NOTIFY THEM, ASK TO BE PICKED UP AND THEN SUBMIT A STATEMENT. IF IN DOUBT, PLEASE CALL THE POLICE.

god damnit why does texas have to be on the list everyone has a gun here I’m fucking leaving bye


Ok so I live in Las Vegas and nothing actually really happened during the “lasvegaspurge”, thank the gods. Nothing too severe at least, because nothing was really talked about on the news the next morning. The only thing I actually heard of was people in furry costumes walking down streets and there was more noise in my neighborhood that night. Besides that nothing actually happened that I have heard off?? But PLEASE ALL BE SAFE. IT MAY BE DIFFERENT ANYWHERE ELSE. ILYSM ALL OK
UPDATE: APPARENTLY THERE IS ANOTHER ONE WE MIGHT HAVE ON THE 20TH FROM 1AM TO 1PM?? IDK IT MAY BE TWITTER BEING PARANOID BUT IM STILL TERRIFIED. I GO BACK TO SCHOOL ON THE 20TH TOO HELP ME

viva-la-heichou:

1nto-the-wild:

bethanyaliceh:

thexdivinexinfection:

Just in case…


Stay safe, please. IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, OR THINK YOU MIGHT BE; IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING STRANGE INSIDE OR OUTSIDE YOUR HOME PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT THE POLICE. CHECK YOUR CARS THROUGH THE WINDOWS BEFORE YOU GET IN THEM. DON’T GO ANYWHERE ALONE. LOCK YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS. BEFORE YOU ENTER YOUR HOUSE, CHECK FOR SIGNS OF FORCED ENTRY OR TAMPERING- THIS CAN INCLUDE SCRATCH OR TOOL MARKS BY LOCKS OR ON THE GLASS OR A LOOSE HANDLE, INDICATING THAT THE LOCK HAS BEEN BROKEN. RETREAT TO A SAFE, PUBLIC, CROWDED PLACE SIT BY THE COUNTER- THIS MAKES IT EASIER FOR THE STAFF AND SECURITY CAMERAS TO SEE YOU. CALL THE POLICE AND NOTIFY THEM, ASK TO BE PICKED UP AND THEN SUBMIT A STATEMENT. IF IN DOUBT, PLEASE CALL THE POLICE.

god damnit why does texas have to be on the list everyone has a gun here I’m fucking leaving bye

Ok so I live in Las Vegas and nothing actually really happened during the “lasvegaspurge”, thank the gods. Nothing too severe at least, because nothing was really talked about on the news the next morning. The only thing I actually heard of was people in furry costumes walking down streets and there was more noise in my neighborhood that night. Besides that nothing actually happened that I have heard off?? But PLEASE ALL BE SAFE. IT MAY BE DIFFERENT ANYWHERE ELSE. ILYSM ALL OK

UPDATE: APPARENTLY THERE IS ANOTHER ONE WE MIGHT HAVE ON THE 20TH FROM 1AM TO 1PM?? IDK IT MAY BE TWITTER BEING PARANOID BUT IM STILL TERRIFIED. I GO BACK TO SCHOOL ON THE 20TH TOO HELP ME

sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse